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英语笑话短文带翻译 初中英文笑话短文带翻译 　　笑话就是逗人开心的,人伤心的时候,说一个笑话,就会马上开心了!小编分享初中英文笑话短文带翻译，希望可以帮助大家! 　　初中英文笑话短文带翻译：一只青蛙的真命天女 　　The Girl in A Frogs Life 　　A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. 　　His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him， You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who willwant to know everything about you. 　　The frog is thrilled, This is great! Will I meet her at a party? he croaks. 　　No, says the psychic, In biology class. 　　【中文译文】 　　一只青蛙的真名天女 　　一只孤单的青蛙致电占卜热线询问他的未来会怎么样。 　　他的私人巫师顾问告诉他：你会遇到一个想了解有关你的一切的美丽年轻的女孩。 　　青蛙很激动，说：那太好了!我会在派对上和她邂逅吗?青蛙呱呱地叫。 　　不，巫师说，是在生物课上。 　　初中英文笑话短文带翻译：How do I get the gum out? 　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, Im meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears? 　　当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢? 　　初中英文笑话短文带翻译：A physics Examination 　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates 　　were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then 　　hear the thunderrolls? Nicks answer: Because our eyes are before ears. 　　一次物理考试 　　在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。 　　这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声? 　　尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。 　　初中英文笑话短文带翻译：开卷考试 　　On the day of our final exam at my Community College in Santa Maria, Calif., we heard that the bookstore had changed its policy and would buy back our business-management textbooks. Before class, several of us dashed over to the store and sold our books. We were seated and waiting for the test when our professor announced that considering the di