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简短英语笑话故事大全 A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, Two tickets, please. When the ticket seller told him that all the tickets had sold out, the disappointed young man said, Then do you have any sur-tickets that can allow us to stand together? 一个小伙子爱上了一位姑娘。周末，他请她看电影。来到售票处，小伙子对售票员说：“请给两张票。” 售票员告诉他所有的票都卖完了。失望的年轻人说：“那么，您有两张可以让我们站在一起的附加票吗?” One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up? After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. Well, good morning. So, you actually think youre a moron傻瓜? the professor asked. The kid replied, No sir, I just didnt want to see you standing there all by yourself. 一天，一位大学心理学教授向他的新生们问候。他站在学生们的面前说：“如果哪位同学认为自己傻，就请站起来。” 大约过了一分钟，一位年轻人站了起来。 教授说：“嗨，你好。你真的认为自己是个低能儿么?” 这个孩子回答道：“不是的，先生，我只是不忍心看着只有你自己站在这里。” Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie妖怪，鬼 came out and said, I will grant each one a wish thats 3 together. The Canadian said, I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile. The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said, Genie, tell me more about this wall, the genie said, Its 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out. President Bush said, Wow! Thats a big bridge. Fill it with water! 拉登，一个加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯。他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵，精灵说：“我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个。” 加拿大人说：“我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫，因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃。”精灵说了咒语愿望实现了。拉登很惊奇，他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗。精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了。 布什总统问：“精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情。”精灵回答：“墙厚50英尺，高500英尺，因而里