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自我介绍英语手抄报 英语幽默故事 Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student. 获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。 When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. Youll get that degree, dear, she whispered. Perseverance is a virtue. 最后当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑。“你会拿到学位的，亲爱的，”她低声说道：“坚持不懈是一种美德。” 英语小笑话 Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow. 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行。 英语谚语 1、Adversity makes a man wise, not rich. 困难和不幸不能使人富有，却能使人聪明。 2、A door must be either shut or open. 门不关就得开，二者必居其一。 / 非此即彼。 3、A little body often harbors a great soul. 浓缩的都是精品。 4、A man can do no more than he can. 凡事只能量力而行。 5、A little of everything, and nothing at all. 样样皆通，样样稀松。 26、A picture is a poem without words. 为无言诗。 7、A word spoken cannot be recalled. 一言说出，难以收回。 8、A little is better than none. 有一点总比没有好。 9、A good medicine tastes bitter. 良药苦口，忠言逆耳。 10、A little help is worth a deal of pity. 一次行动胜过一筐空话。 英语经典寓言故事 一ACleverFarmer UncleSam doesn’t like farmer.Hethinks they are very foolish andonly know work on the farm. One winter morning，the sun is shining.Uncle Sam sitson thestepo fhishouse.Atthatmoment，a farmer with amapinhish and comestohim. Farmer：Excuseme，Uncle.Can you tell me know togettothe hospital，please? UncleSam：Lie down inthemiddle of the street andyou’ll soon beat ahospital. FarmerPleasesetanexampletome. UncleSam：I think you come toourcity atthe first time.It’s muc hmore beaut