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1? What day of the week is the best for
having fried foods?
having fried foods?
What month do soldiers hate?
三月,行军
3? What is the smallest room in the world?
Enjoy some verbal jokes:
1? Policeman: You can,t park here?
Driver: Why can,11?
Policeman: Read the sigh there?
Driver: It says, Fine for Parking J so
I parked.罚款
Girl: If we marry, will you give me a
ring?
Boy: Of course. Whafs your telephone number?
Daughter: Auntie kissed me this
morning, Mum!
Mum: How nice! Did you kiss her back, dear?
Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face.
There are thousands of jokes which use “play on words to amuse us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes? Can you match the joke with the explanation?
1? C: Whats that fly doing in my soup?
W: Swimming. I think!
(B)
The first person is angry about something and wants to say aWhy is this here?^ The second person treats it as a request for information^ and gives an answer to the question ?
2. C: Whafs that?
W: If s bean soup.
C: I dont want to know what if s been.
I want to know what it is now?(C)
The answer to the question contains a word which, when spoken, can have two meanings?
C: Waiter. Will the pancakes be long? W: No, sir. Round. (A)
The first person is asking for information about time. The second person treats it as a question about shape.
Patient: Doctor? I,ve lost my memory? Doctor: When did this happen?
Patient: When did what happen?
Anisha: Thank you doctor? My fever is gone ?
Doctor: Doift thank me. Thank god. Anisha: Then Ill pay the fees to god?
Little Johnny feels sorry for teacher A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology (心理学)courses. She started up her class by saying Everyone who thinks you9re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, Do you think you,re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma,am,but I hate to
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