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一分钟的英文小笑话阅读 No Fooling! 不要瞎混! Please be gentle with me, darling, said the bride on her wedding night, Im a virgin. “请对我温柔一些，亲爱的!”新婚之夜新娘对新郎说道。“我是个处女。” Youre a virgin? exclaimed her husband with surprise. “你是个处女?”她丈夫吃惊地叫道， But youve been married three times. “可是你已经结过三次婚了啊。” Thats true. dear; but my first husband was an artist and he just wanted to look at my body; “没错，亲爱的，可是我的第一任丈夫是位艺术家，他只想看我的身体。 my second husband was in advertising, and he would only tell me how great it was going to be; 我的第二任丈夫从事广告业，而他只是告诉我那件事会有多美好。 and my third husban