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幽默双语小故事四则 幽默双语小故事：我当您的儿子 Shortly after our teen-age son started his first job at a family restaurant，we decided to surprise him by having dinner there one night. I was warned by other family members not to embarrass him by making it obvious I was his mother. Being an exuberant parent，I found this difficult but managed to act like other customers.I kept my head bent over the menu and politely accepted silverware and a glass of water---all without glancing up. 我们上中学的儿子开始在一家餐馆打工做招待不久，我们决定找个晚上到他打工的餐馆吃顿饭，让他大吃一惊。家里的其他人告诫我千万不要显示出我是他的妈妈，以免让他感到难为情。但是，我是个开朗的母亲，要想做到这点确实很难。但我还是装作像其他顾客一样。我低着头看着菜单，很礼貌地接过餐具和一杯水，眼睛始终没敢抬。 I realized I may have been a bit too successful in keeping my distance when my son stared pointedly at me and said，“Hello，my name is Andrew，and Ill be your son for this evening.” 我感到这个分寸保特得太成功了。这时我们的儿子紧盯着我说:“你好，我叫安德普，今晚为您服务，您就把我当成是您的儿子好了。” 幽默双语小故事：副作用 One morning I opened the door to get the newspaper and was surprised to see a strange little dog with our paper in his mouth. Delighted with this unexpected“delivery Service，I fed him some treats. The following morning I was horrified to see the same dog sitting in front of our door wagging his tail，surrounded by eight newspapers. 有一天，我开门取报纸，惊奇地发现报纸被一条陌生的小狗叼着。我为这种送报服务惑到很高兴，于是就喂了小的一些吃的。第二天早上，我惊奇地发现那条小狗趴在门口，冲我摇着尾巴，它周围放着八份报纸。 I spent the rest of that morning returning the papers to their owners. 我用7整整一止午的时间，才把那些报纸发还给了它们的主人。 幽默双语小故事：训练有素的木匠 While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought，I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom. With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly scrubbed floors. Just a minute，” I said，thinking of a quick solution. Ill put down newspapers. 木匠工人在我刚买的房子外边干活，我忙着房内的清洁工作。就在我刚擦完地板时，一位工人进来要求用一下洗手间，我看他的脏靴子，又看新擦的地板，说道:“等一会儿，”我边说边考虑对策。“让我先在地上铺层报纸吧。” Thats all right，lady，”he responded.”Irn already trained.