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关于较短的英文笑话故事阅读 A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild, something she hasnt done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable,and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, theres nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain. I just rented an adult movie from you and theres nothing on the tapebut static, she says. Sorry about that. Weve had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent? the clerk replies. Head Cleaner. A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out and anchored the boat, and started reading her book. Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside the womans boat and asks her what shes doing? She says, Reading my book. The Game Warden tells her she is in a restricted fishing area and she explains that shes not fishing. To which he replied, But you have all this equipment. I will have to take you in and write you up! Angry that the warden was being so unreasonable, the lady told the warden, If you do that, I will charge you with rape. The warden, shocked by her statement, replied, But I didnt even touch you. To which the lady replied, Yeah, but you have all the equipment! Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny? Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on The Result of Laziness, and I turned in a blank sheet of paper. 妈妈：约翰尼，你今天放学以后为什么被留下了? 约翰尼：老师叫我们写一篇题为《懒惰的结果》的作文，我交了一张白卷。 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。