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英文小笑话故事短文阅读 On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in anelevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up? 圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯，门还未开前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会将它捡起? Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two dont exist! 答案：当然是圣诞老人啦!为什么?因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。 Daughter: Its not my fault Mother Mother reprimanding her small daughter: You mustnt pull the cats tail. Daughter: Im only holding it, Mom. The cats doing the pulling. 女儿：不是我的错，妈妈 母亲正教训她的女儿：你不该拽猫的尾巴。 女儿：妈，我只是握着猫尾巴，它自己在拽。 When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despitefamily warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when I felt she was old enoughto understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I named you after my ownfather because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you. Myles thought carefullyabout this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I dont understand why my grandfatherhad a girls name. 女儿出生时，我们给她取名叫迈尔斯，和我深爱的业已过世的父亲同一个名字，不过家人提醒这个名字太男性化了。 几年以后，我觉得迈尔斯已经长大，能够懂事了。我对她解释说：你的名字很特别。我给你取了一个和我爸爸一样的名字，因为我非常爱他。我相信他会为你而深感自豪的。 迈尔斯很仔细地想了一下，然后说道：这些我都懂，妈妈。可是我不知道外公为什么会有一个女孩子的名字。 A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out aseries of loud barks, scaring the dog away. 一天，一只猫妈妈领着4只小猫在路上走，却遇到了一只大狗。小猫们吓的蜷缩成了一团，这时猫妈妈吼出了一连串的汪汪声，大狗被吓跑了。 Turning to her kittens, the cat said, You see how important it is to know a second language. 猫妈妈转过身来对几个小猫说，孩子们，看看掌握一门外语是多么的重要呀! 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。