英语幽默故事小短文.docxVIP

英语幽默故事小短文 ：假如我是一个经理 One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – If I Am a Manager.All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.I am waiting for my secretary, was the boy’s answer. 一天课上，老师要同学们以如果我是一个经理为题写一篇作文。所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。我在等我的秘书。那孩子答道。 ：为什么不呼救 Policeman: Why didnt you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, theyd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢?男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙，那就更糟了。