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有关英语笑话故事短文 teacher: My Children, remember this motto. “Give others more and leave for yourself less.” Jack: It just my fathers motto! Teacher: How noble your fathers quality is! Whats his occupation? Jack: He is a boxer. 父亲的格言 老师：孩子们，记住这句格言：“多给予，少接受。” 杰克：那正是我父亲的格言! 老师：你父亲真是个品质高尚的人啊!他是干什么工作的? 杰克：它是个拳击手。 “Polorius was kicked out of school for cheating.” “how come?” “He was caught, counting his ribs in a hygiene exam.” 他被抓住了 “波罗涅斯由于作弊被开除了” “什么原因啊” “在生理卫生考试中,他数自己的肋骨,结果被发现了.” A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. Come on, miss! he shouted. Shut the door, please! Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye, she called back. You just shut that door, please, called the guard, and Ill see to the rest. A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the door, he immediately picked up his phone and spoke into it, Im sorry, but my caseload is so tremendous that Im not going to be able to look into your problem for at least a month. Ill have to get back to you then. He then turned to the man who had just walked in, and said, Now, what can I do for you? Nothing, replied the man. Im here to hook up your phone. A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! Its too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?” The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I dont think its necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?” His wife was very angry at this. “How lazy you are!” She shouted, “To tell you the truth, I turned it over last week.” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。