Thats My Boy《爸爸的好儿子（2012）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Whats up, numb-nuts? 干什么呢 笨蛋Read em and weep.因了解而哭泣Van Halen at the Centrum.范·海伦演唱会的门票Third row! 第三排哦! You should take Jolene, man.你该带上琼尼I heard she got big nipples.听说她乳hearts;头hearts;很大This is Van freakin Halen, man.这可是范·海伦的演唱会 老兄Get serious.认真点好吧Besides, Im just not into girls anymore.另外 我已经不喜欢女孩了Dude, Im into guys, too! 兄弟 我也喜欢男的! No, no, no, no, no.不不不不Thats not what I meant.我不是这个意思Im into women.我现在喜欢女人Hey, Mary.嘿 玛丽I got two tickets to Van Halen this weekend.我有两张范·海伦这周末的演唱会门票What time should I pick you up? 什么时候来接你? It is Miss McGarricle, Donny.请叫我麦嘉老师 东尼And thats cute, 演唱会是很好but I am your teacher, not your girlfriend.不过我是你老师 不是你女朋友Whoa, Miss McGarricle, who said anything about girlfriends? 哇 麦嘉老师 谁说你是我女朋友的? Lets just start with a summer fling, 我们就当是夏天艳遇吧couple of hand jobs, 只不过是些手活no expectations.没别的想法Dont get all psycho on me right away.别把我想得那么龌龊That is a months detention.你给我留堂一个月Whats a hand job? 什么是手活? I dont know, but I think I want one.不知道 但我也想试试Can I go to the bathroom? 我能去上洗手间不? No. No talking in detention, Mr. Berger.不行 留堂期间不准说话 伯杰先生All right, Im sorry for what I did.好吧 我为我的行为道歉I promise I wont do it again.保证下次绝不再犯Youre in a lot of trouble, Donny.你麻烦大了 东尼Wait, youre not gonna tell my dad, are you? 等等 你不会告诉我老爸吧? Hell kick my ass. Hes crazy.他会打死我的 他是个疯子What were you trying to do, anyway? 你到底想做什么? Impress your friends? 在你朋友面前耍酷? Well, you know, youre...呃 你懂的 你...You have a little crush on me? 你有些喜欢我? No.不No. So, you...不 那你...You dont want me.你不想要我咯No. Yeah.不 是啊I dont know what Im supposed to say right now.我不知道现在该说什么好了Is that gum in your mouth, Donny? 你嘴里有口香糖 东尼? You know, Ive been watching you all year, Donny.瞧 我已经注意你一年了 东尼When you hit that shot to beat Fairfield当你投进最后的制胜球 打败费尔菲尔德队时and you were jumping up and down in your little Larry Bird short-shorts你穿着大鸟短裤上下跳跃and sweating like a jar of pickles in the hot sun...像罐暴晒的腌菜一样冒汗 ...Oh, God.哦 天啊That was so hot.太性