《比尔和泰德历险记（1989）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

比尔和泰德历险记你好 欢迎来到未来Hi. Welcome to the future.这里是2688年的加州圣迪马斯San Dimas, California, 2688,我跟你们说 这里真是棒极了and Im telling you, its great here.空气清新 河水澄澈The air is clean. The waters clean.就连灰尘都是干净的Even the dirt is clean.保龄球得分超高Bowling averages are way up.迷你高尔夫得分超低[越低越好]Mini-goIf scores are way down.我们所拥有的刺hearts;激hearts;水上滑梯And we have more excellent water slides比其他任何与我们有通讯的星球都多than any other planet we communicate with.我跟你们说 这里真是棒极了Im telling you this place is great.但这一切差点毁于一旦But it almost wasnt.700年前You see, 700 years ago,怀尔德-史泰林两位伟人遇到了一些麻烦the Two Great Ones ran into a few problems.所以如今我得穿越回去帮助他们So now I have to travel back in time to help them out.如果我没能让这俩留在正确的道路上If I should fail to keep these two on the correct path,我们社会的基础将危在旦夕the basis of our society will be in danger.别担心 一切都会好的 我是专业人士Dont worry, itll all make sense. Im a professional.我是比尔·S·普雷斯顿先生Im Bill S. Preston, Esquire.我是泰德·西奥...And Im Ted Theo...-比尔 给 你拿着 -好- Bill, here, you take it. - OK.我是泰德·西奥多·洛根And Im Ted Theodore Logan.我们是怀尔德-史泰林乐队And were Wyld Stallyns!赶紧撤Lets bail.加州 圣迪马斯1988年这里炸了We blew it.我猜是因为我们用电量过大Guess we used too much power.真棒l liked it.泰德Ted,尽管我同意假以时日我们乐队会名扬天下while I agree that in time our band will be most triumphant,但事实是 怀尔德-史泰林永远成不了超级乐队the truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band除非艾迪·范·海伦来给我们当吉他手until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.没错 比尔 但是...Yes, Bill, but...我觉得要想请到艾迪·范·海伦I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen我们必须得有一个牛逼的视频until we have a triumphant video.泰德 有个牛逼的视频根本没意义Ted, its pointless to have a triumphant video因为我们甚至没有拿得出手的乐器before we even have decent instruments.我们怎么可能有拿得出手的乐器嘛How can we have decent instruments因为我们根本不会弹when we really dont know how to play?所以我们才需要艾迪·范·海伦That is why we need Eddie Van Halen.所以我们才需要牛逼的视频And that is why we need a triumphant video.-逻辑满分 -逻辑满分- Excellent! - Excellent!-我们要迟到了 -去哪- Were late. - For what?-上学啊 老兄 -对哦- For school, dude. - Oh, yeah.