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小学生三分钟英语故事 一个美国人乘英国火车 A young American entered a railway compartment on a British train, to discover that all seats were occupied, Including one on which was seated a small dog. To its owner, a middle-aged lady wearing a large hat, he said politely,“Excuse me, maam, but may I sit down?” She said nothing, but merely sniffed and turned over the pages of her newspaper. Again he said,“Excuse me, maam, but may I have this seat, please? And again she ignored him. For a third time the young American said,“Maam, would you please remove your dog so that I may sit down?” And for the third time the snooty matron totally ignored him, so he opened a window, picked up the dog, threw it out, and then sat on the empty seat. There was a stunned silence, and then an Englishman sitting opposite said,“You know, you Yanks are the strangest people. You drive on the wrong side of the road. You eat with the fork in the wrong hand, you name the floors in the wrong numbers, and now youve just thrown the wrong bitch out of the window!” 受伤的脚 There was a bookseller who did not like to pay for anything. One day a big box of books fell on his foot. “Go to the doctor,”said his wife，“show that foot to him.” “No,”he said,“Ill wait until the doctor comes to our shop next time. Then Ill ask him about my foot. If I go to see him, I shall have to pay.” The next day the doctor came to the shop to buy some books. The bookseller told the doctor about his bad foot. The doctor looked at it and promised to help. He took out a piece of paper and wrote something on it.“Buy this and put it on the foot before you go to bed every night.”he said. “Thank you.”said the bookseller.“And now, sir, here are your books.” “How much?”asked the doctor. “Two pounds.” “Good,”said the doctor.“I shall not have to pay you anything today.” “Why?”asked the bookseller. “I have examined your foot. I want two pounds for that. If people come to my house, I