《醉酒夫妻》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

咱们开始Here we go.一 二…One, two...你们想听故事吗You guys wanna story?我有个故事 贼他妈奇特的故事Yeah, I got a story. A fuckin doozy.是那个在你脸书上讲的故事吗Is this the one where you say you own Facebook?开头是这样的Starts like this.在第七天 上帝休息了On the seventh day, God rested.我爱上帝 他是我最喜欢的神I love God. Hes my favorite god.是的 但他是上帝 所以他知道Yeah, but hes God, so he knew度过了疯狂的六天 你就可以休息了that if after six days of crazy you gotta rest-在星期天 对吧 -我每天都休息on Sunday, right? Id rest every day.可其他那些疯狂了六天的可怜虫呢But what about those poor bastards going through six days of crazy,他们不知道第七天是休息日not knowing that the seventh day is go