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英语小笑话小故事很短 免惊啦! At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother, 在游泳池旁，一个小孩问他妈妈， Mommy, Mommy, can I go swimming? “妈咪，妈咪，我可不可以下去游泳?“ Certainly not, darling. The waters much too deep. “亲爱的，当然不可以，水太深了。” But Daddys swimming, Mommy. “可是爸爸不是在游泳吗?妈咪!” Your daddys insured, sweetheart. “你爸爸有保险啊，甜心。” 骄傲的老爸 The concerned father was puzzled because his sons grades had been dropping steadily whilehe was at college, 一位关心儿子的老爸对于念大学的儿子成绩每况愈下一直想不懂， so he called the dean to find out what was wrong. 因此他拜访了学院的院长，想了解究竟问题在哪里。 Well, sir, replied the dean, who always tried to be diplomatic, 说话总是讲求圆滑的院长回答说： Ive got some good news and some bad news. “先生，我有好消息和坏消息要告诉你。 The bad news is that your sons become the most flagrant homosexual on campus, 坏消息是令郎乃是闻名校内的同性恋者， and spends all his time chasing after the lads on the football and basketball teams. 他成天只知道追求足球队和篮球队的男孩子。 My God, thats horrible! “我的老天爷，太可怕了!” But the good news is hes just been elected Queen of the Homecoming Parade ! “但好消息是他刚被选为欢迎球队返校游行的皇后!” 这是个法律问题 A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting Americanabout British law. 一位身材修长，举止文雅，穿着光鲜的英国人向来访的美国人解释英国法律。 You know, homosexuality was once considered so heinous in Britain that it was punishable byexecution. “你知道吗?在英国，同性恋从前被认为是罪大恶极，可判处极刑， Only 100 years ago, it was reduced to a misdemeanor, 一百年前，被减为行为失检之轻微罪刑。 and about 50 years ago, decriminalized altogether... 大约五十年前则完全不触犯刑法……。 Personally, I shant be satisfied till its mandatory! 不过就我个人而言，非要等到法令强制大家都得同性恋时，我才会开心。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。