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初一英语笑话小故事精选 大脑袋Big Head “All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head” “Dont listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes” “Wheres the shopping bag?” “I havent got one,use your hat.” 大脑袋 “所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。” “别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。” “购物袋在哪?” “我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。” Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling? Wife: No, dear. I couldnt find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole. 丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲爱的? 妻子：没有，亲爱的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。 懂得一门外语的重要性　A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to her kittens, the cat said, You see how important it is to know a second language. 一只大猫带着四只小猫，突然路遇一只大狗，小猫吓的往后退缩，这时大猫对着狗一阵大吠，把狗吓跑。 大猫扭头对小猫说：“看到没有，知道懂得一门外语的重要性了吧。” New Discovery A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator. Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, I shouldhave brought my wife! 新发现 一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。 乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来!” the science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, now ill show you this frog in my pocket. he then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. he looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, thats funny. i distinctly remember eating my lunch. 老师正在给学生上生物课：“现在，我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙。”接着，他把手伸进口袋，却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。老师满脸困惑地看了一眼，沉思了一会儿，说道：“真奇怪。我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。