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英语轻松幽默故事三则 轻松幽默故事三则：大头娃娃 Children made fun of him because he had a beautiful head. 大头娃娃一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。 Dont listen to them, his mother said, You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes. “别听他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买二十磅土豆来。” Where is the shopping bag? “购物袋在哪儿?” I havent got one-use your hat “没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。” 轻松幽默故事三则：超速的司机 A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. Dont you know what the blinking lights and siren mean? he demanded. 一位公路巡警截住了一个超速司机。“难道你不知道闪烁灯和警笛的意