著名脱口秀主持人艾伦德詹尼丝杜兰大学毕业英语演讲稿.pdfVIP

著名脱口秀主持人艾伦·德詹尼丝杜兰大学毕业英语演讲稿 Thank you, President Cowan, Mrs. President Cowen; distinguished guests, undistinguishedguests - you know whoyou are, honored faculty and creepy Spanish teacher. 谢谢，谢谢考恩校长，和有头有脸的来宾们，呃，有头有脸的来 宾，你知道你是谁，不用介绍了 ( 众人笑 ) ，诚心感谢大家……以及讨 厌的西班牙语老师 ( 众人大笑 ) And thank you to all the graduating class of 2019, I realize most of you are hungover and havesplitting headaches and havent slept since Fat Tuesday, but you cant graduate til I finish, solisten up. 感谢所有 2019 届的毕业生，我知道你们绝大多数人还因为宿醉 头痛欲裂，狂欢到今天都还没睡，但是没听完我的演讲不能毕业，所 以都听好了 !( 学生们欢呼 ) When I was asked to make the commencementspeech, I immediately said yes. Then I wentto look up what commencement meant. Which would have been easy if I had a dictionary, butmost of the books in our house are Portias, and theyre all written in Australian. So I had tobreak the word down myself, to find out the meaning. ——文章来源网络，仅供分享学习参考 ~ 1 ~ 当我被问是否来参加毕业典礼演讲的时候，我立刻就回答了： yes! ……然后我才去查“毕业典礼”是什么意思 ( 众人笑 ) 。如果我有 字典的话就轻松多了，但我家的书大多是 portia 的(ellen 的妻子， 澳大利亚人 ) 而且都是澳洲文 ( 众人笑 ) ，所以……我得自己摸索，去 找出这个词的意思。 Commencement: common, and cement. Commoncement. You commonly see cement onsidewalks. Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mothers back. Sotheres that. But Im honored that youve asked mehere to speak at your common cement. “commencement毕业典礼”：commen常见的 +cement 水泥，常见 的水泥 ( 众人大笑 ) 你常常见到水泥，在人行道上，人行道有裂缝，你 要是踩到裂缝， 就会撞伤你妈妈的背 ( 大家笑 ) ，所以大概意思就是这 样了 ( 笑声 ) I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus - alumini - aluminum - alumis - you had tograduate from this school. And I didnt go to college here, and I dont know if President Cowanknows,I