call your mother《老妈驾到（2021）》第一季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

莎伦你在干什么 Sharon, what are you doing? 你不是说瑜伽只对裤子有好处吗 I thought you said yoga was only good for the pants. 这不是瑜伽洛杉矶女士这是伸展 ltfs not yoga, Ms. LA. Itfs stretching. 你能看出来吧因为我身边没有 And you can tell because Im not surrounded by girls 漂亮的女孩和邪恶的眼睛 with good bodies and evil eyes. 我只是想舒展一下我的背部 Im just trying something to help my back. 我今早快疼死了 Its killing me this morning. 我睡姿又不对了 I slept funny again. 睡姿不对这就是你的说辞 Oh, you Slept funny? Thats your story? 你说什么 What are you talking about? 你昨晚又来了 You did it again last night. 每次你吃安hearts;眠 hearts;药hearts; Every time you take one of those sleeping pills of yours, 就会上我的床 you end up in bed with me. 你在那待了半个小时 You were there for half an hour before you 然后才回你的沙发床 finally wandered back to your sofa bed. 你知道我旅行的时候很难入睡 You know I have a hard time sleeping when I travel. 只有吃药我才能睡美容觉 Those pills are the only way I can get my beauty rest. 如果你不喜欢你可以叫醒我啊 And if you were so upset, you could have woken me up. 我知道 但你睡觉的时候真可爱 I know. But youre so cute when youre sleeping. 而且我很久没被抱过了 Plus, its been a long time since I was cuddled. 雷恩斯妈妈莎伦阿姨你们介意我 Mother Raines； Auntie Sharon； do you mind if I store 放点东西吗 a few things over here? 莱恩的妈妈今天来 Lanes mom comes today, 所以我们要对公hearts;寓hearts;进行家长清除 so its the parental purging of the apartment. 不让芭芭拉发现 We have to Barbara-proof. 等等我来的时候你没藏东西吧 Wait, you didnt hide things when I got here, did you? 没有因为你没告诉我们你要来 No, fcause you didnt tell us you were coming. 所以我们没时间把杰姬的 Yeah, so we didnft have time to hide Jackiers ”颈部按hearts;摩hearts;器”藏在床底下 Neck massagers” Under the bed. 莱恩那是治疗用的 Lane! Those are therapeutic. 我有重复性运动损伤 I have a repetitive motion injury. 我应该知道那个重复性动作是什么 Yeah, and I think I know what that repetitive motion is. 从俄亥俄州远道而来 So, all the way from Ohio. 你要去机场接她吗 Are you picking her up from the airport? 你要给她做个大标语吗 Oh, are you gonna make her one of those big signs 这样大家都知道你有多爱她 so everyone knows how much you love her? 这是我一直想要的 Ive always wanted that. 没有标语 No sign. 她觉得我的字太乱了 She thinks my handwriting is too swirly. 她很爱评