老友记台词剧本第一季第1集中英双语左右对照.pdf

老友记-S01E01 老友记-S01E01 Theres nothing to tell! 这没什么好说的[00:55] Hes just some guy I work with! 他不过是我的同事[00:57] Cmon, youre going out with the guy! 少来了 你们都在约会了[00:59] Theres gotta be something wrong with 这个男人一定有什么问题[01:02] him! All right, Joey. Be nice. 打住 乔伊 嘴下留德[01:04] So does he have a hump ? A hump and a 他是驼背吗 戴着假发的驼背[01:06] hairpiece ? Wait, does he eat chalk? 等等 他吃粉笔吗[01:11] Just, cause, I dont want her to go 我只是不想你 重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙[01:14] through what I went through with Carl Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a 拜托各位 放松点 这甚至不算是约会[01:17] date. Its just two people going out to dinner 只不过是两个人出去吃个饭 而且不会上床 and not having sex. [01:21] Sounds like a date to me. 听起来像是和我约会[01:26] Alright, so Im back in high school, 于是我回到了高中学校[01:30] Im standing in the middle of the 我站在食堂中间 然后发现自己全身赤裸 cafeteria and I realize I am totally naked. [01:32] Oh, yeah. Had that dream. 噢 做过那种梦[01:37] Then I look down, and I realize theres a 然后我低下头 看见那里有一部 大哥大 phone there. [01:39] Instead of...? - Thats right. 那话儿变成了 -没错[01:48] Never had that dream. - No. 这种梦倒从未做过 -没有[01:50] All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 突然 那电话响起来了[01:52] What do I do? Everyone starts looking at 我不知道该怎么办 大家都看着我[01:56] me. They werent looking at you before? 之前就没人看着你吗[01:59] Finally, I figure Id better answer it. 最后 我觉得应该接这个电话[02:03] and it turns out its my mother, which is 结果是我妈打来的 这非常非常奇怪 因为她 very-very weird because- she never calls 从来不打电话给我[02:07] me! 嗨 Hi. [02:20] This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. 这家伙一张嘴打招呼 我就想自杀[02:25] Are you okay, sweetie? 你还好吧 亲爱的[02:28]