不差钱小品英汉语台词.docx

不差钱小品英汉语台词 甲：这就是铁岭最贵的饭店，苏格兰调情 zhao:This is the most expensive hotel of Tie Lang,Scotlandflirt. 乙：你念反了，苏格兰情调，这家老贵了 mao:You read wrong, Scotland Sentiment,its too dear. 甲：带钱了，三万，带包没有啊 zhao:we have money,thirty thousand,the yellow purse?dont you take the purse? 乙：我落在炕上了 mao:I left it on the brick bed. 甲：给你办事，还落在炕上了 zhao:I do business to you,but you left it? 乙：兜里才70多元 mao:I only have seventy yuan. 甲：我还有400 zhao:Here is 400 yuan. 乙：也不够啊 mao:its not enough. 甲：够不够都可以的 zhao:it doesnt matter. 甲：服务员 waiter ! 丙：对不起大爷，我们是高档酒店，不收农产品 xiao:sorry,uncle.this is a high grade hotel,we dont need farm produce. 甲：我们是吃饭的，姑娘这顿饭很重要的 zhao:we come to have a lunch,girl,this meal is very important for us. 丙：你管谁叫姑娘，我是纯爷们 xiao: girl? Im a real man. 甲：怎么穿裙子 hao:why do you wear a skirt? 丙：也不是裙子，这是七分裤，这有腿的，着急穿错了，我说走路怎么不方便 xiao:its not,this is a seventh trousers..Sorry,I wear wrong in a hurry.I doubted it was not convenient to walk. 甲：那条腿留给别人穿，小伙子我跟你说，今天请重要的客人，你一定要招待好 zhao:tomorrow you wear the other leg.Boy,let me tell you.Today,I invite an important guest,you must treat him very well. 丙：没有问题 xiao:no problem. 甲：你们这个酒店，如果要吃一顿饭，要多少钱。最贵的要点上要吃多少钱 zhao:I wanna know how much it cost to have a meal,including the most expensive dishes. 丙：要一、二万元 xiao:about ten or twenty thousand yuan. 甲：是否有这样的情况，今天吃饭明天来结帐 zhao:can I have meals today but pay tomorrow? 丙：打白条 xiao:owe the money? 甲：不是打白条，给你小费 zhao:no,I have money,dont shorts of money.Give you tips. 丙：大爷，你太帅了 xiao:uncle,I LOVE YOU . 甲：客人来了，我点菜的时候你要给我兜着，我要点贵菜 zhao:The guest comes,you should help me when I am ordering dishes.If I wanna order a dear dish…… 丙：我就说没有 xiao:I say not have? 甲：你太明白了 zhao:you are so clever. 乙：爷爷，我饿了 mao:grandpa,Im hungry. 甲：给我来碗面条 zhao:take me a bowl of noodles. 丙：78元一碗 xiao:78 yuan. 甲：这么贵 zhao:so expensive? 丙：苏格兰打鲁面 xiao:its halogen noodles of Scotland. 甲：是鲁子贵么？ zhao:is the halogen dear? 丙：鲁不要钱。 xiao:its free. 甲：先来一碗鲁子，一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了，你要给我争脸，这是人生最好的机会， 爷爷培养你四十多年了 zhao:well,take a bowl of halogen.Mr Bi is co