英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人).docVIP

英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人) 甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movieAvatar? Yeah, you are right, Im the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called Avatar 2 , today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, lets begin. At first , talent show, number one, lets welcome. 乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, Im Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance? 甲:(作目瞪口呆状), 乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok? 甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one. 乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去) 丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,its a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),Im glad to see you,my dear princess. 甲(做娇羞状):oh, its really a big surprise,so whats your name? 丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,its ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here. 甲(指门,气愤状),you you you..... 丁:ok ok, it doesnt matter, you neednt learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah! 甲:I dont care who you are, just show me your talent. 丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”! 甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I cant stand, show you the door, 丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand y