Dear Edward《亲爱的爱德华（2023）》第一季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

如果你想 我们可以一整天坐在这里We can sit here all day if you like.爱德华 你为什么要这么做Why did you do it, Edward?这不是在感叹 我是真的在问你Its not rhetorical. I need an answer.你为什么把一架钢琴推下楼梯Why did you push a piano down the stairs?我想听听那是什么声音I wanted to hear what it sounded like.你是在开玩笑吗 -不是Is this a joke to you? -No.那就好 因为这不好笑Good, because its not funny.学校有规章守则We have protocols at this school,保障安全 以防发生现场枪击to safeguard against the likes of an active shooter,恐hearts;怖hearts;主hearts;义hearts; 病毒爆发这类事件terrorism, the outbreak of a virus.我从未想过自己作为行政人员 需要准备应对的事Things I never thought Id have to prepare for as an admi