改善工作的快乐之道英语演讲稿范文.docxVIP

第 第 PAGE 1 页 共 NUMPAGES 1 页 改善工作的快乐之道英语演讲稿范文 　　There are differing accounts of what actually happened that afternoon, but since my sister is not here with us today, let me tell you the true story -- (Laughter) -- which is my sisters a little bit on the clumsy side. Somehow, without any help or push from her older brother at all, suddenly Amy disappeared off of the top of the bunk bed and landed with this crash on the floor. Now I nervously peered over the side of the bed to see what had befallen my fallen sister and saw that she had landed painfully on her hands and knees on all fours on the ground.　　I was nervous because my parents had charged me with making sure that my sister and I played as safely and as quietly as possible. And seeing as how I had accidentally broken Amys arm just one week before ... (Laughter) ... heroically pushing her out of the way of an oncoming imaginary sniper bullet, (Laughter) for which I have yet to be thanked, I was trying as hard as I could -- she didnt even see it coming -- I was trying as hard as I could to be on my best behavior.　　And I saw my sisters face, this wail of pain and suffering and surprise threatening to erupt from her mouth and threatening to wake my parents from the long winters nap for which they had settled. So I did the only thing my little frantic seven year-old brain could think to do to avert this tragedy. And if you have children, youve seen this hundreds of times before. I said, Amy, Amy, wait. Dont cry. Dont cry. Did you see how you landed? No human lands on all fours like that. Amy, I think this means youre a unicorn.　　(Laughter)　　Now that was cheating, because there was nothing in the world my sister would want more than not to be Amy the hurt five year-old little sister, but Amy the special unicorn. Of course, this was an option that was open to her brain at no point in the past. And you could see how my poor, manipulated sister faced conflict, as her little brain attempted to devote resource