守株待兔英语版.docx

守株待兔(英语短剧)剧本可以自己调节角色~

(因为是搞笑短剧，所以不必太拘谨。普通台词意思对即可。)[开始。树)上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演走到台前]

导演：Action![跑下台][农夫冷酷地上。]

农夫：I’mafarmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]Amodernfarmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]WhenIwasyong,IstudiedinNan~tongMiddleSchool[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]!SoI’mrichnow![开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look!Thisismymodernmobile——MotorolaWC250!ThisismySwatch!ThismyMP3!Thisismyshoes——ADI~DAS!Thisis?[不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.Andlookatthis![从怀里掏出痒痒挠]DoUknowwhat’sthis?痒痒挠?Nonono~~It’smymodern——锄头~!![看下表]It’stimetodosomefarming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然]Ohyes!Ithinkfarmingshouldbecombinedwithmusic![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farmingfarming,I’mfarming!Farmingshouldbecombinedwithmusic~!Farmingfarming,I’mfarming!Farmingwillbefunnyandeasy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里][树走上前台]

树：I’matree!Icandomanythings!Icansing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西!!!]Icandance![跳四小天鹅]I’mtall!AndI’mStrong!IFyouhitme,youwill挂掉!Oh?Therecomesarabbit![引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台]

[兔子A上]

兔子A(一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼)：Heyeverybody,I’mJay!IloveU!IloveNantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]NowletmesingoneofmynewsongstoU!Thenameofthesongis《发如雪》![清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演(范冰)上]

导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]WhatareUdoing?!NowUarearabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorrysorrysorry][导演边说边夺过《十一月

的肖邦》。导演下台之前，看了下《十》]What’sthis?[看了看，惊喜地]Oh!It’smine!(很兴奋地拿着下场)

兔子A：OK,nowI’marabbit.Ijusthadmybreakfast.NowI’mjustwalkingaroundhere.Ithinkwalkingaftermealsisgoodformyhealth.[在场上转圈，悠闲散步]

[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]

农夫：(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]Iwillcatchit![偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]

[农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]

兔子A：Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What’sthis!

农夫：Hnnnn?!IwillkillUforlunch!

兔子A：Butyourgun?[帮农夫把枪头调转过来(农夫一开始把枪对着自己)]

农夫：Thankyou!

兔子A：Mypleasure.(突然想起来农夫要杀自己)Wah~~~~~~[兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]

农夫：Where~togo?Haha!

[农夫开了一枪“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。农夫又开枪，同上。农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来