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SPRINGFIELDPENITENTIARY

春田监狱

Whatareyouguysinfor?

Bankrobbery.

Drugtrafficking.

Whataboutyou?

Moviepiracy.

What?!

Peopleinshowbusinessworkhardtomakethosemovies.

Mymediastocksunder-performedbecauseofpeoplelikeyou.

Mybrotherlosthisjobasagriponamoviesetbecauseofpiracy.HehadtosellhisJetSki.AgripwithoutaJetSkiaintnogripatall!

Youreabouttofindoutwhatwedotocopyrightinfringers.

andthenthreatenlitigationagainstaccusedinfringers,

Wedidntinfringeonanything

ItsalmostlikehavingDadhere.OnlywithlessgrowlingwhenIgonearhisfood.

IjustwanttoknowwhodroppedthedimeonDad.Lousyrat.

Maybethepersonthatturnedyourfatherinthoughttheyweredoingtherightthing.

Homerjustpiratedamovie.ButitsnottheworstthingDadeverdid.ItsnoteventheworstkindofpirateDadseverbeen.

Lisa,tellyourbrotherthatstealingiswrong,nomatterwhat.

Idontknow.

ItwasntlikeDadwasstealingforhimself.Hecreatedthiswonderfulexperienceforthewholetown.Ijustcantimagineanyoneturninghimin.

Dad,Dad,youreback,youreback!Hey!

Homer,whatareyoudoingoutofprison?Youhavetogobackandgiveyourselfup.

Icantgobacktojail!Theresnoshampoo,justsoap!

Wait,IknowoneplaceinSpringfieldthatdoesntcareaboutInternetpiracylaws.

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CONSULATEOFSWEDEN

Thanksfortakingusin.Ourfamilyalwaysappreciatesasylum.

Refugeesseekingasylum.

Hedeservesasylum.

ThisconsulateislikebeingonSwedishsoil.YoureassafehereasyouwouldbeintheSkatteskrapan.

Yourcountrydoesntthinkillegallydownloadingmoviesiswrong?

ThepeopleofSwedenbelieveallmoviesshouldbesharedfreely.

Howisthatnotstealing?

Bah,yourHollywoodstudiosaretherealthieves,claimingalltheirhitmovieshavelostmoney.Ispitontheirbookkeeping.

Yeah,andwhydonttheymakeasequeltoTakenwhereTheHangoverguysgettakenandtheonl