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小谢尔顿第一季
第一集
Ivealwayslovedtrains.Infact,ifmycareerintheoreticalphysicshadntworkedout,mybackupplanwastobecomeaprofessionaltickettaker.Orhobo.AndwhenifiguredoutthattrainsallowedmetoproveNewtonsfirstlaw--anobjectinmotionstaysinmotionwiththesamespeedandinthesamedirectionunlessacteduponbyanunbalancedforce--IfeltlikeNeilArmstrongonthemoon,aloneandhappy.
Shelly,dinnersready!
Idontcarehowdimwittedyouare.Scientificprincipleshavetomakeyousmile.Ofcourse,nobodyIknewinEastTexasin1989caredaboutNewtonianphysics.TheonlyNewtonstheycaredaboutwereWayneandFig.
Sheldon,ifyoudontgetinhere,Imgonnalickyourtoothbrush!
Coming!
Thatsmysister.Andshesdoneitbefore.
Whatthehellwereyoudoingoutthere?
George,language.
Whatlanguage?So?
Iwasexploringdimensionalkinematics.
Admitit--hesadopted.
HowcanIbeadoptedwhenIhaveatwinsister?
Think,monkey,think.
Thatsenough.
Noonesadopted.
IwishIwas.
Thatcanstillbearranged.
Now,letspray.
Amoment,please.
Leavehimbe.
Hecanholdhandswithhisfamily.
Itwontkillhim.
Wedontknowthat.Georgie,didyouwashyourhandsbeforedinner?Oreventhisweek?
Noneofyourbusiness.
Hencethemittens.
Thankyou,forthisfoodwereabouttoreceiveandforthenourishmentofourbodies,andblessthehandsthatpreparedit.
Amen.
Howcomeweaintgottatertots?
Imadetatertotslastnight.
Idtaketatertotsovermashedpotatersanyday.
JusteatwhatImadeyou.
Canweatleasthavetatertotstomorrow?
Itwasfamilydinnerslikethisthatledmetoadoptamid-Atlanticaccent.NobelPrizewinners...oughtnotbeorderintatertots.
EverybodyexcitedtostartschoolMonday?
Iam.
Iguessso.
Georgie?
Freshmanyear,thatsbigdeal.
HowcanIbeexcitedwhenhesgonnabeinthesamegradeasme?
Dontworry,Georgie,Imnotplanningonbeingintheninthgradeforverylong.
AllIknowishesnot
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