小谢尔顿台词.docx

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小谢尔顿第一季

第一集

Ivealwayslovedtrains.Infact,ifmycareerintheoreticalphysicshadntworkedout,mybackupplanwastobecomeaprofessionaltickettaker.Orhobo.AndwhenifiguredoutthattrainsallowedmetoproveNewtonsfirstlaw--anobjectinmotionstaysinmotionwiththesamespeedandinthesamedirectionunlessacteduponbyanunbalancedforce--IfeltlikeNeilArmstrongonthemoon,aloneandhappy.

Shelly,dinnersready!

Idontcarehowdimwittedyouare.Scientificprincipleshavetomakeyousmile.Ofcourse,nobodyIknewinEastTexasin1989caredaboutNewtonianphysics.TheonlyNewtonstheycaredaboutwereWayneandFig.

Sheldon,ifyoudontgetinhere,Imgonnalickyourtoothbrush!

Coming!

Thatsmysister.Andshesdoneitbefore.

Whatthehellwereyoudoingoutthere?

George,language.

Whatlanguage?So?

Iwasexploringdimensionalkinematics.

Admitit--hesadopted.

HowcanIbeadoptedwhenIhaveatwinsister?

Think,monkey,think.

Thatsenough.

Noonesadopted.

IwishIwas.

Thatcanstillbearranged.

Now,letspray.

Amoment,please.

Leavehimbe.

Hecanholdhandswithhisfamily.

Itwontkillhim.

Wedontknowthat.Georgie,didyouwashyourhandsbeforedinner?Oreventhisweek?

Noneofyourbusiness.

Hencethemittens.

Thankyou,forthisfoodwereabouttoreceiveandforthenourishmentofourbodies,andblessthehandsthatpreparedit.

Amen.

Howcomeweaintgottatertots?

Imadetatertotslastnight.

Idtaketatertotsovermashedpotatersanyday.

JusteatwhatImadeyou.

Canweatleasthavetatertotstomorrow?

Itwasfamilydinnerslikethisthatledmetoadoptamid-Atlanticaccent.NobelPrizewinners...oughtnotbeorderintatertots.

EverybodyexcitedtostartschoolMonday?

Iam.

Iguessso.

Georgie?

Freshmanyear,thatsbigdeal.

HowcanIbeexcitedwhenhesgonnabeinthesamegradeasme?

Dontworry,Georgie,Imnotplanningonbeingintheninthgradeforverylong.

AllIknowishesnot

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