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英语幽默小故事：

认错It’sGoodtoAdmitaFault

Johnisnota“good”student.Healwayssleepsintheclass.Todayhesleepsagain.

“John!”Teachersaysangrily.

“What?What’swrong?”Johnisawaken.

“Whydoyoumakeaface?It’sclassroom.Look!Everyoneislaughing.”Teachersays.

“Nooneislaughing.”Teachersays.

“No,it’snotme.Iwasnotmakingaface.Iwassleeping.”Johnfellsupset.

“Um.Notbad.Youcanadmityourfault.Youarestillagoodboy.”Teacherissatisfiedwithit.

英语幽默小故事：女士优先LadyFirst

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