搞笑英语试题及答案.docx

搞笑英语试题及答案

一、单选题（总分：20分）

1.Whatdoyoucallafakenoodle?

A.Animpasta

B.Aspaghetto

C.Alinguine

D.Aravioli

答案：A

2.Whatdoyoucallapileofkittens?

A.Ameow-tain

B.Ameow-tainrange

C.Ameow-ntain

D.Ameow-ntainrange

答案：A

3.Whatdoyoucallafishwithouteyes?

A.Afsh

B.Afish

C.Ablindfish

D.Aseacreature

答案：A

4.Whydidthescarecrowwinanaward?

A.Becausehewastall

B.Becausehewasinthefield

C.Becausehewasoutstandinginhisfield

D.Becausehewasscared

答案：C

5.Whatdoyoucalladinosaurthatc