美式幽默，UrbanDictionary对美国名校的吐槽.docVIP

(如果你已厌倦了牛津或是韦氏字典上一板一眼的定义，不妨尝试一下Urban Dictionary（）。Urban Dictionary是一个像Wikipedia那样允许网友自由编辑词条的网络字典。在Urban Dictionary的网站上你可以查询到各式各样的美国俚语或是有着特殊美国文化含义的词语。对于刚到美国的同学，Urban Dictionary将会是你们了解美国文化的一扇小窗口。Urban Dictionary同时还是相当具有娱乐性的一个网络平台。在Urban Dictionary上，你经常可以找到一些奇葩的词条解释，玩味一下美国人的幽默感。下面列出的是Urban Dictionary给几位知名的美国大学下的定义，仅供娱乐，如有冒犯到校友，敬请一笑而过。 1. Harvard 哈佛大学If you looked this up, it’s obviously not on your list of college applications.?如果你还在这里搜索这个词，那它肯定不会出现在你的选校名单上A school in which the graduates will be your future bosses. Everyone hates them out of sheer jealousy, even though people say they hate it, if offered a spot theyd be total assholes and accept like a true hypocrite.这里的毕业生以后是你的老板！据说大家都厌恶他们，但如果哈佛给你offer，保准你会屁颠屁颠的欣然接受。A cesspool of arrogant snobs who will one day own a disproportionate amount of Americas wealth.势力傲慢自大鬼的集合地，这些人某一天还会拥有数量大得惊人的财富。2. Yale 耶鲁大学Where future presidents went.?未来的美国总统曾就读的学校A group of children located in an urban slum of Connecticut who spend their time trying to convince others that they are as good as or better than Harvard一群位于康州城区贫民窟的孩子穷尽一生试图证明自己跟哈佛一样好。3. Princeton 普林斯顿大学A very good Ivy League college whose graduates are: a) Intelligent; b) Narcissistic; c) Effeminate. 一所非常优秀的常青藤名校，其学生以聪明，自恋，女性化闻名Way better than those community colleges known as Harvard and Yale, Princeton was founded in the best year ever by a race of athletic, intellectual, international super-pimps for the sole purpose of being better than the other Ivies in lacrosse and academics?秒杀哈佛、耶鲁等社区学院，普林斯顿由一批各种牛逼人物创立其唯一的目的就是在长曲棍球和学术上击败其他常春藤学校4. Stanford 斯坦顿大学The university you wish you went to.?你希望你曾在那儿念书的学校A prestigious private university where the asshole students cant decide whether they are better than everyone else because theyre rich (which they are) or because theyre smart (which they arent).一所顶尖的私立大学，这里的混蛋学生们总是搞不清楚更加“优秀”的原因是他们更加有钱（是这么回事）呢还是他们更加聪明（纯粹是谣言）。5. UPenn 宾夕法尼亚大学A party school that happens to be a member of the Ivy League. Tends to at