Frinds老友记1-10季中英文对照完整版《The One With Rachels Dream》.docVIP

919 The One With Rachels Dream [Scene: Rachel and Joeys apartment] Joey: (talking to a pineapple in his hand) God, youre beautiful... why are we fighting this? You know you want it to happen as much as I do. (Rachel comes out of her room and starts staring at him unseen) Joey: I want you. I need you. Let me make love to you. Rachel: I dont wanna stand in the way of true love or anything, but I think a canelope might hurt less. Joey: Oh, ehm... Im... Im rehearsing my lines. They gave me a big romantic story on Days Of Our Lives. Its the first time my characters got one. Im so nervous, you know, I really want it to be good! Rachel: Woow! I havent seen you this worked up since you did that dog food commercial and you thought you were gonna be with a real talking dog! Joey: Yeah, that was a disappointment... (pause) Oh, hey! Dyou want to come down to the set and tell me if Im doing ok? Rachel: (excited) Are you serious? Joey: Yeah! Hey, you just have to promise not to get yourself thrown out again. Rachel: Hey, that was an honest mistake! Joey: Right! (he starts to ape her) Oh my God, is this the mens room? Oh, I feel so foolish, have you always known you wanted to be an actor? (he inclines his head as if to look at a mans private parts) Rachel: Yeah, that was an awesome day! Opening credits [Scene: Central Perk] Monica: Hey! Phoebe: Hey! Ross: Hi! Monica: So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks? Phoebe: Sure! Ross: Id love to! Monica: Well you cant! Were booked solid for the next month! Phoebe: Well, I cant give you a massage, because my license has been revoked again! Ross: Phoebe, what happened? Phoebe: Well, it was an accident... You know, its a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips! (Chandler enters) Chandler: (To Monica) Have I got a surprise for you! Pack your bags! Phoebe: Oh no! You guys arent supposed to get divorced for 7 years! Chandler: What? No, Im taking Monica to a romant