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超superA sense of humorTo introduce myselfThe idolIntroduction: wooden fly, 19 years old, male, unmarried.Born in January 1987, was born the specific coordinates 197.5 degrees north latitude, 36.55 degrees east longitude.Birthplace: hospital after the birth of the first thing to do cry, why, because I have a first saw two people smile of huan there, thought, I who provoke ridicule accidentally?In February 1987, the full moon, there are lots of people come to for my birthday, send a red envelopeWood, 19 years old, male, unmarried.Born in January 1987, was born the specific coordinates 197.5 degrees north latitude, 36.55 degrees east longitude.Birthplace: hospitalAfter the birth of the first thing to do - cry, why, because I have a first to see two people smile of huan there, thought, I who provoke ridicule accidentally?In February 1987, the full moon, there are lots of people come to for my birthday, and many a red envelope, young at the time, in addition to the dollar, also very lewd, is red, of course, open on see, dizzy, had only 10 blocks, the in the mind of giant: you big ye drops, this is little, you thought I was three years old children (it sounds just a full moon!In January 1988, I first birthday, my best friend phillips to come to dinner (pragmatically), warmed my heart, and gave her my favorite transformers, she ran the - as a result, I was sad, my first love didnt start failed, I think., oh, 1991, I entered the nursery school for further study, after notification by the education department, if I am big, kindergarten aunt asked me to fly, I said call me flying elder brother line not line?Shes crazy vomit!The first of march, I set up the wood fly kindergarten group I am a CEO (chief executive) entire stake in the actual manipulation of the kindergarten, the next month, because diapers storm case I are under pressure to step down, the company declared bankruptcy, the business failed, for the first time of my life down!Weave the dream content management