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Two Friends Two friends John and Dave were two huge baseball fans. During their entire lives, John and Dave talked baseball. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One night, John passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. A few nights later, his buddy Dave awoke to the sound of Johns voice from beyond. John, is that you? Dave asked. Yes, its me, John replied. This is unbelievable Dave exclaimed. So tell me, is there baseball in heaven? Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first? Tell me the good news first. Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven. Oh, that is wonderful, So what is the bad news? Youre coming tomorrow night. 两个好友 约翰和大卫这两个好朋友是超级棒球迷。他们谈论棒球谈论了一生。他们每年都要去看60场比赛。他们甚至约定无论谁先死都要尽力回来告诉另一个天堂里是否有棒球。一天晚上，约翰在看完杨基队获胜后在睡梦中走了。几个晚上后，他的好友大卫被他从上而来的声音惊醒。 “约翰，是你吗？”大卫问。 “是我。”约翰回答。 “真难以置信，”大卫叫道：“告诉我，天堂是否有棒球？” “我有好的和坏的两个消息要告诉你，先听哪个？” “先说好的吧。” “天堂里真的有棒球。” “哦，太好了，那么坏的呢？” “你明晚也要到天堂来了。” Three women swam There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, Im going to try to swim to shore. So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. 　　The second one, the redhead, said to herself, I wonder if she made it. I guess its better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve. So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. So the blonde thought, I wonder if they made it! I think Id better try to make it, too. So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island.