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在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗?女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。 　　In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judges eye. You are a school teacher, eh? said he. Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write I went through a red light five hundred times. 一个男孩说她的母亲，“妈妈，上帝是男人还是女人？”妈妈认为这一段时间，说：“好吧，儿子，上帝是男人和女人。”儿子是混乱的，所以他问：“上帝是黑人还是白人？”这位母亲回答说：“上帝是黑色和白色，亲爱的。”他的儿子，还好奇说，一段时间后，“上帝是同性恋或直，妈妈？”这位母亲，变得有点儿担心，回答：“孩子，上帝是男人也是女人。”儿子想想，他的脸亮起来时，他认为他终于回答他的问题：“上帝是迈克尔杰克逊？” A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman? The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman. The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white? The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey. The son, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy? The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and straight. The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson? ? ?TO RISE EARLY 论早起 　　I do not know the reason why some people want to get up late. They will never have the opportunity to enjoy the fresh air and calmness of the morning. This is indeed a quite regrettable thing. 　　To rise early is a good habit which we should develop. Why? Because the best time when we can pursue our studies is in the morning. In addition, early rising is also good to our health. I hope that everybody our knows the reason why we must rise early. 　　我不知道某些人要晚起的理由。他们永不会有机会来享受早晨的新鲜空气和宁静。这真是一件发令人遗憾的事情。 　　早起是我们应该养成的一种良好习惯。为什么?因为早晨是我们从事学业的大好时间。再者，早起对我们健康也有益处。我希望每个人应该知道我们必须早起的理由。