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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list。在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。我真不想伤害你，但你也别逼我。吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁由我而死。Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. Theyshould both be changed regularly, and for the same reason。 政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是：他们都很有规律地被替换，而且因为同一个理由——脏了!!War does not determine who is right – only who is left。战争不能决出正义，但能判出哪方出局。Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad。知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端，不是为了成为一个素食者。　Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt。剽悍的人生不需要解释　It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end。跳楼的时候，“啊——”的时候人还在，“啪!”那才真的挂了。　Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine。世界总是在变，但我却怎么也变不出来。人生何处不杯具，唯有面对饮水机。本文来源于网络WEIXIN：泛瑞翻译（ID：fairytranslation)