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段子集合 I had a fight with my girlfriend today... Noisy very fierce, go on the Internet later dont quarrel with her, she is on the side force of scold, I quietly open the taobao to find that she has always wanted to buy 1200 ocean, under the single call her to come over, she have a look at the computer immediately the bird according to peoples sticky, big ye, I was wrong. Epiphany!!! Womans mood, three minutes is doomed, seven cent depend on shopping!! A female colleague is 28 years old, she and her husband make a baby three years finally pregnant 3 months, her husband that compassion, the commutes, go out to get the help. Everyone jokes about them. Her husband, hua lili, said, for many years, the old man has only left one son, and now he has left one son, but now he doesnt cherish it. He is afraid of the Lord. Ha ha, congratulations to them, it is not easy!!! Is true! Given a!!!! 3. In class, the class monitor in the drowsy, his deskmate whispered in his ear: class, this guy like played chicken calls loudly say: stand up! The four of the last lines stood up and said, goodbye the teacher! Look at two kids arguing, one of them said to the other, believe it or not, Ill take your fathers hand. The other one said, dont believe it. Then the bear gave himself a slap. Turn around... O new skills. Learn to be good But send again! At the gate of the school, Im a parent to longly say: happiness is to share, it will not be weakened because of sharing, it is enhanced by the share, and hundreds of millions of people to share, you will get thousands of happiness. What about the starters? Do you think youre such a big man and rob my son of a snack? 6. Naughty in class when I was young, drew a pig behind the stick at the same table table, sit at the same table is a fat girl, laughing after see, the monitor to see not bottom go to, stood up and asked what are you laughing at deskmate before the table with his fingers loudly way behind his pig, ha ha, lol moment, silence of the class Th