搞笑短信(国外英文资料).doc

搞笑短信(国外英文资料) Orange proposes to orange, orange refuses to say: mother said that the clothes are too easy, the person who takes off is not a good person.! 2006-4-8 1, drink to get drunk, dancing can touch back, no matter how to play the hook, after quickly retreat; when your guard or a turtle. 2 and September 28, 1949, I was arrested, the first day I did not recruit, and the second day I did not recruit, third days, the enemy with the beauty plan, I recruited, and the fourth day I want to recruit, but the liberation of his mother...... 3, everyone will have the first time, my first tense, he has gently asked me to relax, and then I watched it into my body, where bleeding, pain almost can not speak...... I rely on the blood so painful. 4, you are very creative, live is your courage, appearance is not your original intention, but God sent a little temper, you have to brave to live, to foil the beauty of the world! 5, whenever I horny, you see that the streamlined body, cover open your date of birth is not open, insert the stick in my own, you draw the crystal clear liquid, good! Thank you, Sprite! 6, Miss 3: engage in politics, not to steal or rob resolutely with the Communist Party; record the law, let you make your hammer is not said to accompany anyone; benefits, not investment does not own equipment for the development of * * * *. 7, not because of this cold night to think of you, because this cold night, only you think, do not you see that I am sincere? I am attached to your tender embrace and cannot leave for a moment, dear comforter. 8, the earth is round, the pig is running, people will change, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, cheat you is false, want you to be true, love is eternal, marry you is impossible, if you are rich and we still have a margin. 9, last night I asked a mosquito to take a message to you, did you get it? Have you received anything yet? Why dont you stay and smile? You really look good with your smile. 10, not because of loneliness just thi