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A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken一个好女人或者好男人就像泊车位一样，好的都给占了。Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero智慧和相貌以及可行性的乘积是个常量，而这个常量总是为零。 Money can\t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position钱不能买到爱情，但毫无疑问它的份量可以影响杠杆的平衡。 Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble性爱只需要最短的时间就能带来最多的麻烦。 No matter how many times you\ve had it, if it\s offered take it, because it\ll never be quite the same again不管你曾经拥有了多少次，如果还有的话，接受吧，因为每次都是不同的。 If it seems too good to be true, it probably is如果令你难以置信的话，你最好还是别信。 When a man\s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him当一个男人的妻子学会去理解她丈夫的时候，她一般不再听他怎么说了。 The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can\t stand years later某个男人最吸引某个女人的品质也就是多年后那个女人所不能容忍的。 Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won\t either性爱是遗传的。如果你父母从来没有过，那你也不会有的。 It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden在花园里造成麻烦的不是树上的苹果，而是那双在地上的脚。Before you find your handsome prince, you\ve got to kiss a lot of frogs在发现你的英俊王子之前，你已经吻过了无数只青蛙。 There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. Butthere is nothing exactly like it有些东西可能比性爱好，有些东西可能比性爱差，但没有一样东西是像性爱那样的。 If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon如果把用在研究女人胸部的精力放在航天计划上的话，我们或许已经在月球上练摊儿了。 Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics爱是化学反应，性是物理反应。 It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all爱过了，失去了，好过爱也没爱过。 A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn\t女人永远不会忘了那个她曾经可以拥有的男人；男人永远不会忘了那个他没可能拥有的女人。 It is better to be looked over than overlooked匆匆一瞥好过目中无人。 Don\t do it if you can\t keep it up不能继续下去的话，最好还是别做。 Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another爱，是一种错觉，让你认为某个女人不同于另一个。 If you\re heart is broken, sweep up the pi