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Unit 1 笑话 Clever news reporter � A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. � Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim. � The crowd made way for him. 。 � Lying in front of the car was a donkey. Brag about parents � An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. � My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps? � Yes, said the Navy brat. � My dad has built them. � Then the naval kid spoke: And do you know the Dead Sea? � Yes. � Its my dad whos killed it! Brat (inf, disap) a person, especially a child, who behaves badly a spoiled brat被宠坏的小孩 Joke 1. Definition of Joke Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line. Joke- laughter provoking, intended by the speaker. 2. Structure of a joke � setting up (environment) optional � punch line妙句，关键语 obligatory Punch Line punch line punchline � punch line punchline ppuunncchh lliinnee (or ppuunncchhlliinnee) is the final part of a joke, comedy sketch, or profound statement, usually the word, sentence or exchange of sentences which is intended to be funny or to provoke laughter or thought from listeners. Jokes Linguistic jokes Linguistic jokes LLiinngguuiissttiicc jjookkeess A friend involved in a serious accident was unable to speak when he first regained consciousness. Wishing to know how long he had been uncons