《100条郭德纲经典语录》（国外英文资料）.docVIP

《100条郭德纲经典语录》 - its a denture - throw it away. - dont throw it. What a shame. - what? - bolt sticks, when scratching itch. 20, go to school is not material, dream did not chase, find a girlfriend or a hole. Life is meaningless, suicide can not be killed, the sky lost money and sent back to the bank. 21, the world had four big continents, the heart is like the Yangtze River water flow. The gentleman friend is light like water, affectionate friends. Light water in the human head, affectionate. 22 non famous comedian Guo Degang, Yu Qian, to give you the God bow! 23 (in the toilet mirror) Guo Degang, you are a great person, I admire you...... (a against their words of encouragement), etc. then, the heart, a toilet door, a man from the opposite door! 24. Guo Degang: as soon as he came, he picked up a good job and built a chimney over 70 meters! Yu Qian: thats nice! Guo Degang: to get the job done, a family acceptance, life and death do not give us money! Yu Qian: quality is not good? Guo Degang: the drawing was taken down and the others were asked to fix the well! 25. (ask a villager for directions) master, please ask me how to get to the United States? Villagers (with northeast accent): do not know, ask the village head! From a botanical point of view, the village master did not know! 26. (and Zhang Wenshun) Guo Degang: people from Taiwan are happy to have given you a 15 yuan bill! What else do you want?. I heard that the RMB is out of the new edition, but it seems to be printed with Mao Zedong! Zhang Wenshun: so whats on it? Guo Degang: its printed with Fan Zhenyu! You dont think so. Ill have to spend the money! You went to the outer suburbs, bought a dollar of chestnuts (seems to be), people took your money for a long time, to Chuai pocket. Zhang Wenshun: its really gone! Guo Degang: then I got two of your seven! Zhang Wenshun: thats not true!!! 27. Let me give you a paragraph. Everybody is willing to listen. Would you like to listen or would you like to listen? 28, c