60条愚人节短信（60 April fools day messages）.docVIP

60条愚人节短信（60 April fools day messages） 1. Weather forecast: This evening the local area will be under the renminbi, the northwest direction sometimes has the cheque, the partial area also may have the gold nugget! The Meteorological Department reminds the public to prepare the big sack, prepares the rich! Happy April Fools Day! 2. Poor mobile phone users, very sorry, because you have confirmed this message, so infected the April Fools Day bacteria. Now the bacteria clothing uniform spirit full of orderly, is walking a vigorous pace through your body ... 4. China Mobile communication users: Recently due to debugging network, such as your mobile phone no signal or can not be connected, please push the mobile phone to the ground, try hard to fall, repeated several times the cell phone to return to normal. Happy April Fools Day! 5. Respect the user: your mobile phone already has the withdrawal function, simply takes out the SIM card to insert the ATM machine to be possible, if the ATM does not accept the business, please use the handset to hit the ATM machine! Happy April Fools Day! 6. The wolf came to the pig nest mess, pig mother arranged: Big pig to block the door! Two pigs to plug the window! When see pig, pig Mother Fire, shout: old, do not read text messages! Happy April Fools Day! 7. It is reported that a large number of American soldiers have been vomited and killed as a result of Iraqs armed picture hanging from the walls of Baghdad. United Nations investigation and evidence confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, you run away. Happy April Fools Day! 8. No matter how high the sky, the depth of the sea, steel, hard, windy, ruler, long, river wide, wine, ice, cold, fire more heat ... I just want to tell you, this is none of your business! Happy April Fools Day! 9. Its all right! Its all right! Its all right! Ill tell you what, youre all right! Im happy! 10. Know you so far, you in my heart status, you should be very clear, except you, other peo