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冷战时期的冷笑话（Cold war cold jokes） 1. Alexander, Kai Zhao, Napoleon as distinguished guests, to participate in the parade of Red Square. - if I had the Soviet tanks, I will be invincible! Alexander says. If I had a Soviet plane, I would conquer the whole world! Kay said. - if I had Pravda, the world does not know now Waterloo! Napoleon says. 2. Stalin made the report:...... Communism is on the horizon of the Soviet union...... The old worker did not know what the horizon was. When he got home, he asked his son, the horizon is a line that you can see but never go.. 3. Rabin, Norwich, on a business trip to the capitalist countries, where he sent a telegram to the unit: I chose freedom.. After this incident, the unit immediately summoned the Party Congress, condemned Rabinovich, and made organizational conclusions. In the middle of the meeting, Rabinovich suddenly walked into the meeting place! The audience was dumbfounded. Rabinovich said, I am very interested, how do you understand freedom?. 4., an old man on the sidewalk idle, accidentally fell into the road next to the river. Cry out for help! Two the police heard, as if not see, still walking and laughing as old. The old man was desperate and wise, and shouted, knock down Brezhnev!! Two, the police smell great surprise, with the rapid plunge into the river, the old man dragged ashore to handcuffs. 5. when Brezhnev visited India, a large number of Indians went to the airport to welcome Brezhnev. Brezhnev asked the then Prime Minister of India Ingandhi, what have you done to get so many people to welcome me? Gandhi answer: those who welcome you who are able to get a 5 rupee reward. Later Gandhi visit to the Soviet Union, tens of thousands of people in the Soviet Union from the airport to the city of Moscow on the road to a warm welcome. Indira Brezhnev asked: what did you use to have so many people to welcome me? Brezhnev replied: anyone who does not welcome you will be fined 5 rubles per person.. 6., Soviet agents boast