我从来都没这么溅过!菇凉,你这样真的好么!（Ive never splashed like this before. Mushroom cool, are you really that good !）.docVIP

我从来都没这么溅过!菇凉,你这样真的好么!（Ive never splashed like this before. Mushroom cool, are you really that good !） Guiding language: in the middle of the night, his girlfriend suddenly sat up and shouted, son of a bitch!! Then, quickly to my stomach a standard elbow. Finally, he shouted, I want to break up with you.! The pain was so clear that I asked her what was going on, and I guess she was sober, too. Then slept. She apologized to me in the morning. The original is a dream I ate up she bought Fish-Flavored Shredded Pork, so furious and waking up. It turned out that I might as well have a dish! 1. I like to play the flute. I told my girlfriend that when I died, I buried my flute with me. I like the erhu, and I told my wife that when I died, I buried the erhu with me. Recently I love the bells. The wife said: the country is difficult to dig out, do not bury it.. 2 couples see a movie together. My boyfriend saw the beautiful heroine in the movie, they can not help exclaim: what beautiful actress! Girlfriend also immediately issued a sigh: the handsome actor! Then they stared at each other each other one, two people have cried by common consent: God, what an ugly audience! 3, go to the park dating object. After a long wait, I didnt see my girlfriend. A phone call. She said she was sitting in that chair. I feel you really have a beautiful fur coat, kissed for a while, found a husky. 4, remember high school had a girlfriend. Lets go home on vacation, with her in town. In the evening, I was in the Internet cafe overnight DNF. She came to the information, husband, my parents said that tomorrow will come back, Im alone at home, afraid ah!. LZ Oh, well, go to bed early and be afraid of sleeping. I brush my copy. then I quit DNF... 5, a pair of high school students in the park dating. Girlfriend: do you want to know what it feels like to kiss? Man: according to my analysis, kissing is the two mouth, overcoming air friction, friction, doing work, when the friction speed is large enough,