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40条幽默笑话（40 humorous jokes） 40 humorous jokes 1. wife: shall we have 3 children later? Husband: Well, the 2 one is enough Wife: 3! Husband: No, 2! Wife: I said 3, just 3! Husband: Ill get the second one! Wife: Well, I hope you love the third children as well. Two One day, a young child, when you eat in the gathering, his father asked a question: Dad, you guess a riddle, said a person holding 50 Fen and three women, you said that this event in Mathematics What is a sign? Everyone thought for a long time, some said: yes, or exclamation point! We are thinking when the waiter say suddenly: absolute value! 3. Liu Bei in the wedding festivities night, giggling to wife said: this is the second time appearances! Suddenly, he broke in and shouted: thank you brother! Then he said, let me show you how strong my little brother is.! The voice just fell, he jumped out the window into the room, shouting: thanks brother! 4. one day the pig said to the bear, guess how many lumps in my pocket? The bear said, you guessed it. Did you give it to me? The pig nods definitely: Er, guessed, two pieces all give you.! The bear swallowed and said, I guess there are five.. 5., the reporter interviewed mental hospital dean, how to determine the patient has been cured, you can leave the hospital. The dean said, its easy. Fill the bath with water. Put a spoon and a spoon beside it. You need to empty the bathtub.. The reporter said, Oh!! I see. The spoon will be used normally. The dean said, no, the regular will pull the plug out of the bathtub. 6. winter, looking for her sweater, she says, washed, big brother, gave me; for Maoku, his wife said: washed, small, my brother gave her husband; the fire: you take me to wash it, your sister got. 7. Penguin brother and Penguin sister dating. Penguin Penguin sister brother to give a good impression, specially dressed up, wearing a suit. Penguin sister looked, according to penguin brothers face fierce slap slap: mama, let you member.! Damn, let you member!! 8