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2欧美幽默(2 Europe and America humor)
2欧美幽默(2 Europe and America humor)
Do second times
Father: you have to remember to do
A good job is never
Need to do second times.
Son: what about finishing
The lawn, and what can I say?
The slave of money
Joseph is a prisoner of war,
Some people use 10 coins to his redemption
It also marry your daughter
He added 100 gold coins to marry
Makeup. But Joseph was
Is a bitch, she often take
He laughed at this thing. So about
Joseph said with emotion: I see
Is someone with 10 prisoners of war
Give me a free gold redemption,
But let me be 100
The slave of gold!
Sad investigation
A businessman fell in love with the night
A waitress will hire,
A private detective to check for her
Trace. The detective handed him a tune
Investigation report: the young lady
An excellent reputation. She used to be
Is unblemished. She has many
The status in society.
Friends, but she recently with a person
A businessman from lattice problem what
This is the only secret, she was on
Talk about.
A woman in Boston
A Boston bus
The car driver is trying to turn the
When found a cars female
People is going to block his
The road, he lean out the window,
A whistle, the woman
Stopping the car, look, this
Let him first opened in the past.
One of the passengers asked him why
To whistle instead of pressing the horn.
Almost half of the women
People drive ignored the people
Press the horn. He said,
Is that no one in Boston
The woman heard the man whistles and
Dont stop at!
Bye mom
John in the supermarket shopping
The west, suddenly an old lady
He looked at it again and said: oh,
You are like my dead son
The. I really miss
He said to me, you can a
goodbye, mom.. about
John think the old lady is very poor,
Said a voice: good. again
See, mom. Ah, again
See the children. Old Mrs.
Say go.
John had just bought things
Go, the clerk called him:
Hello, sir, your mothers account you
You still owe me!
Fathers motto
Mr Hopki hopes to class
All the students to remember that
Motto:
For someone else to give.
You have less.
Joh
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