云南方言笑话（Jokes in Yunnan dialect）.docVIP

云南方言笑话（Jokes in Yunnan dialect） - the happy montage of Yunnans talents, and a hodgepodge of Yunnan dialect - (the caution) - - 1. There was a fairly plate rolling pendulum do love in front of me, I have a - skin, wait until the missing before sleep quite close range, will do a miscellaneous wildfire, if there is a chance that I will come back to the girl said: Lao Tzu love you! Do you really want to add time to the front? he said, just for ten thousand years.. - - In which days eyes narrowed cold winter, we shake it standing in the dirty war scale shell Bala damp side of Dianchi, I was with you after tripping it looks attractive, especially as you forced ten long time voice, every day from think is silly, you squint eyes! - - A supposed to a car sales center, he took out 2000 yuan to table a beat: get me the whole car Santana, the salesperson was surprised: you do not enough, Lord puzzled: the outside is not written Santana, 2000 thiazide? Clerk: Oh, well, you go to the right and that company, Mercedes Benz is only 600 ~! - - The beetles and mosquitoes love you like Nan Lang: occupation? Mosquito: nurse, an injection, you come? Shikelang laughed: fate ah, peers, I pinch pills in traditional Chinese medicine bureau first. - Girlfriend: you like me? - Old bug: uh huh.. - Girlfriend: my long, very beautiful, is it? - Old bug: uh huh.. - Girlfriend: do you think my eyes like the stars in the sky, my face looks like a blooming cherry blossom, much more beautiful than Miss World. - Old bug: uh huh.. - Girlfriend: buy, you can talk too much, Im so happy!! - - - The Yunnan mans neck throat, some students go to school, to the north had a sore throat and get to the school clinic: doctor, I have a pain in my neck. The doctor took a circle around his neck and told him, you have a good neck, you cant go to the hospital. - - Bush: Blair karma, this thing is not small, difficult to complete.. Have a few days, Sadam the foolish things which is a hybrid, you send a little soldier, t