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00后女儿和80后妈妈的喷饭对话（Hilarious dialogue and 80 after the mother of 00 daughters）.doc

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00后女儿和80后妈妈的喷饭对话（Hilarious dialogue and 80 after the mother of 00 daughters）

00后女儿和80后妈妈的喷饭对话（Hilarious dialogue and 80 after the mother of 00 daughters） 00 after 80 mother daughter and hilarious dialogue.Txt dont give up on yourself! (mom once said to me, the moment I turned round to go out, I burst into tears and didnt want anyone to see it!) To see this one small heart feeling, think of when I left home to thousands of miles away, my mother also said something similar, but as a man, you must create a day, in order to repay their parents!! Guide language: learn to share, happy unlimited! They say that the generation gap of 3 years, in the end is not it? Below I share a 00 after 80 mother daughter and hilarious dialogue, hope you can smile. Warm tip: smile, ten young Oh! 1. recently bought a pair of bright red socks, there is a diamond above, to find a black long line sweater to ride, feeling really good looking, very fashionable Blossoming: why do my clothes always black, in fact, I like pink. Mother said: black is very fashionable, you must learn to appreciate I dont want to appreciate it Mother said: you are responsible for wearing, and my mother is responsible for the enjoyment. Blossoming...... 2. in the morning after another stay in bed, mom is lying to get up early in Kindergarten - advised her kids in the warm bed Countless said: why you can stay in bed? Mom said: because I dont stay in bed when kindergarten, so can grow up in bed and lie down! What about daddy? Mother said: when my father like you in kindergarten every day in bed, so now every day to send you to school early! Dad: @# $%...... 3. when eating They say, Mom, I have a stomachache.! Mum: what shall I do then? I cant eat anymore! Mom: but your stomach worms to eat ah, if you dont give the meal they eat, they will eat your belly meat One after another panic asked: that belly will not break? Mother thought, seriously answer: will, intestines, ah, ah, ah, all out....... Dad left his job full 4. flowers want to see crayon new small, mother said how old you see, you will blin