47个大学笑话!绝对经典!!!（47 college jokes! Absolutely classic!!!）.docVIP

47个大学笑话!绝对经典!!!（47 college jokes! Absolutely classic!!!） 1, Cao Cao: quickly inquire, how many troops do we have left? Jiang Gan: there are only so many Tsinghua students! Cao Cao: ha ha, there is no way out. We can still fight, and then go to inquire about! Jiang Gan: Oh Lord is not good, our troops only left Tsinghua MM so much! Cao Cao (on the day I die, it can quickly return to the north, quickly go out! Jiang Gan (will, dry back, V Cao body crying 555...... Cao Cao: how about that? Jiang Gan (swallow Lord, our horses only Tsinghua PPMM so much! Cao Cao (Tianchang sigh, say, hardly wished to live. Hi, I have a The whole army was wiped out...... 2, only grab Qinghua steamed bread, do not touch Tsinghua girls! 3, the owner, because Im gay...... Because I want to be your uncle! 4. A man is born in a bed, and dies in a bed. He who desires to die is also in bed.. I learned in Zhejiang University, graduated from Zhejiang University, was the whole * live, also in Zhejiang university...... 5, the university cafeteria four years trophy show: (1 earthworms, lying at the bottom of the spinach soup, have whitish, swollen, such as small fingers; (2 ladybug, seven, seven, and I count; (3 strawberry a (good stuff, but I do not know why will appear in the doubao; (4 dozen copies of meat dishes, saw a large piece of meat (mouse size, around the people envy the dead, I turned over to look, is half a pig, also above the long inch long black hair! (5 steamed stuffed bun, the first mouthful has not eaten to sink, second have already bitten; (6 tofu, first after eating, after a fight before the total to the cafeteria to steal a few blocks when using tile; (7 other: rice porridge can take a bath, rice can beat birds, steamed buns fly to Taiwan island...... Conclusion: canteen is a place that can always surprise us: today you think you have eaten the most difficult food in the world, but tomorrow you will always find yourself in the wrong. 6, the university to know, at present there ar