笑到你抽筋的趣味小段子（Laugh at the funny little pieces of your cramp）.doc

笑到你抽筋的趣味小段子（Laugh at the funny little pieces of your cramp） Return to the UC desktop Laugh until you taste a small piece of cramp 1. college dormitory a man in love, One day I was up to drink slobber at night, Who knows, he suddenly shouted: hey! I am scared the cup broke One night, and continue to talk, Murmured: In fact, In fact I Pregnant (a cry) 2. - when the bus yesterday, The bus driver is staring at me, As I didnt buy a ticket like. - what did you do? - very simple, I have been staring at him, I just bought a ticket like 3., three people traveling together, a cold At night, we slept in a bed, a sleep center. The middle of the night... A hit a big sneeze, EPDM whole face is a crystallization. B C: to inform us next time After half an hour, A: note... Yibingwen said quickly penetrate into the quilt, And not connected with the outside world... Results a fart. 4. I have a few students and High school teacher to see him, It was an old man, before leaving, We left some fruit for the teacher, But the teacher pulled tightly monitor the notebook computer bag said: Look, I see with what ah On the door is good. 5. to accompany a friend to see a dozen friends, The time is coming, Not far from a friend pointed to an ugly girl said to the driver: To see the girls? See, stop there? No, she killed!!! 6. expert is a traffic police stopped: * *, you press the. The driver looked down at the line, to lambaste: didnt give you down! The traffic police expert halo, gas slip. Soon, another expert in the traffic police to stop, get off after the expert, police said: * *, you drunk driving. The driver sneered: beer is wine? What you said is soy oil? Japanese is? The police also halo, expert. 7. prisoners were executed, because the bullet is poor, the first gun was not released, then put second guns The third When the prisoner cried: brother you kill me, too damn scary! 8. cubs to start in the mountains, the farmer gave him a sickle, carpenter gave him a hammer, the bear came to