笑话!我喜欢的（Joke! I love it!）.doc

笑话!我喜欢的（Joke! I love it!） Humor. No matter what - Superman, spider man, Altman, or Fan Haixin, hulk and ghost rider, foreign heroes are adults come out to fight monsters, only our country gourd, Na Zha was born to play the monster. China children said a great pear. We have time to accompany his girlfriend on the street, she asked me to answer: I and your ex girlfriend who is good? I was thinking, suddenly behind a man chimed in: hello! I want to look back in horror, who is so nosy, the result is a stranger. He estimated by our look frightened, trembling voice said: Hello, how can I get to Zhongshan street? May I see the cat and mouse in kindergarten! The first grade primary school to see A Doraemon! The second grade is the Dragon warrior! The third grade of football! The fourth grade crush on Conan! The fifth grade Sakura strong incoming! The sixth grade know Hayao Miyazaki movie! And now the child! The first grade pleasant goat! The second grade pleasant goat! The third grade pleasant goat! The fourth grade pleasant goat! You are the fifth grade and the sixth grade pleasant goat! Are silly! - looked at the calendar, found in September of 12 days in class, class 13 days in October, November, 18 days in class, Class 17 days in December, a total of 60 days in class. The average class every 5 hours, a total of 300 hours, a total of 12 and a half days...... It is said that there are 12 and a half days on winter vacation...... What is inspiring? This is really inspiring! The police caught a criminal crime. The prisoner: I am not guilty, because I was only using the tool, and the tool is not a crime! Police: you said you were using the tools? Prisoner: yes! Policeman: Well, would you please come with me! Prisoner: why? I have not sinned! Police: you dont get excited, according to our laws, tools of crime is to be confiscated! The university is nothing more than the teacher pretended to lecture, we pretend lecture; the teacher pretended to homework, we pretended to write h